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Mr
PC Pro's Cable Mod
Mr
PC Pro was kind enough last year to show all the steps to making your
own speaker wire with mini ends that are gold plated to get rid of the
scratch and hiss that some people had with the stock mini plugs. However,
the PC Pro website has been offline quite often lately and on behalf of
Mr PC Pro, I am putting this on my site. Thank Mr PC Pro for this,
it is his creation and a wonderful help for many people who have visited
the Klipsch Bulletin Board, including myself. Click
here to learn how to make them!
Some
Comic Relief before you start your mod...
It's
the same old story.
You've
sacrificed, pinched your pennies and saved up for months. But it's been
worth it and the time has finally come. You rush down to your local Radio
Shack and moments later emerge the proud owner their best Gold Series
interconnects.
You
break a dozen traffic laws racing home. You hook 'em up, turn on the power,
cue up your favorite recording, and with your hands still dripping with
the sweat of anticipation, your heart sinks.
It's
like listening to music through a pillow. Big, warm, fuzzy sound. ZERO
clarity!
You
give Radio Shack a call to see if they can offer some assistance but the
guy just started working there and his last job was selling orthopedic
shoes.
So
you hop on the Internet and start poking around. Eventually you come across
a lively discussion group bristling with experienced audiophiles. So you
post a message detailing your plight, desparately pleading for help.
Soon
you get a reply. It reads:
Until
you break the $300 per pair barrier, you probably will still have haze
etc... The performance improves dramatically above this price point.
Your
heart sinks still lower.
We
know.
You'd
love nothing more than to own a much higher priced pair of interconnects
but let's face it, not all of us have the deep pockets to spend even dozens
let alone hundreds of dollars on cables.
And with the
uncertainty of war in the Middle East and major corporate scandals breaking
every week turning the stock market inside out on top of a looming recession,
it's not likely that a pay raise is in your future.
We hear ya,
bro.
That's why
the dedicated folks at Kludge Research, Inc. have spared no expense and
invested countless hours in research and development to bring you what
promises to be the most revolutionary audio product of the past century.
And bring it to you at a price that even you can afford!
Introducing,
the Audiophile Pricetag®!
![]() The Audiophile
Pricetag® will literally transform your cheap or giveaway
interconnects into sonic marvels costing thousands of times more!
The Audiophile
Pricetag® is no ordinary pricetag. It's hand-crafted
from the finest materials available.
The heavy-gauge,
99.9999% pure cotton string utilizes a proprietary twisting method which
provides a superior connection to your existing cable.
The manila card stock is made custom to our specifications from virgin stands of Douglas fir from the pacific northwest and is hand cut in our factory using techniques hundreds of years old with the price hand-written by one of our many craftspersons, signed and dated on the back of the tag. Our patented
hole reinforcement technology assures that your Audiophile Pricetag®
will last a lifetime, even under continuous use.
Best of all,
the Audiophile Pricetag® is being offered at the special
introductory price of just $29.95!
Imagine getting
the performance of a $5,000 cable for less than pennies on the dollar!
A bit tight
on cash? No problem! Kludge Research, Inc. offers zero interest, six month
financing. And if you act now, we'll defer your payments until January
2003!
And for the
Do-It-Yourselfer, the Audiophile Pricetag® is also available
in kit form at the substantially reduced price of just $19.95!
Each kit comes
with a pre-cut tag, hole reinforcer, string and a tube of glue. The 23
page instruction manual is clearly written and includes more than a dozen
illustrations walking you step-by-step from preparation to installation.
Let's hear
what just one of our many satisfied customers has to say about this revolutionary
new technology:
I was skeptical
at first. But that ended just a few measures into the first song when
I realized that I'd soiled my pants! You should offer a diaper with this
thing! It's THAT good! And if you don't believe me, just moments later
my wife who has no interest at all in this audiophile stuff telephoned
me from the neighbor's house three doors down and asked me if I'd changed
something in my system!
You guys are
great!
Baskin Ennison
Runamok, South
Dakota
It really
is THAT good. In our own tests, we've even used the Audiophile Pricetag®
with interconnects made from coat hangers and bailing wire with the same
result!
Of course
all great innovations have had their detractors and the Audiophile Pricetag®
is no exception. There have been a number of critics who have claimed
that any two reasonably well designed pricetags will sound the same.
We disagree.
But who are we to say? Try it for yourself risk-free for 30 days. If you
don't agree that it transforms even the cheapest interconnect into an
interconnect costing $5,000, return it for a full refund.
The Auidiophile
Pricetag®: You owe it to yourself.
The Audiophile
Pricetag® is a registered trademark of Kludge Research,
Inc. Copyright 2002 Kludge Research, Inc., all rights reserved
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